Little Shop of Ebay

Oh Ebay, you suck me in. I can’t deny your endless vaults of designer discounts and (formerly) discontinued discoveries. Just like my own Little Shop of Horrors, you are the carnivorous plant to my Seymour Krelborn. Only, unlike the meek Seymour who finally finds the courage to stand up to you (spoiler alert: his courage was WITHIN – who knew?), you swallow me whole past your teeth made of Marc Jacobs wallets and Earnest Sewn jeans. But it’s worth it. Because as you gulp me down, leaving only my ankles dangling free to the outside world, I know I’ll be able to find a kick-ass pair of Louboutins in your bowels, so at least my feet will still look good.

Pictured kick-ass Louboutins available at (you better hurry, the sale ends SOON): http://cgi.ebay.com/CHRISTIAN-LOUBOUTIN-BLACK-PATENT-IOWA-SHOES-38-8_
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