My Little Blurb of Declarative Sentences

TV is my electronic pacifier. I pretend I'm still in college. I have a Masters in Film and actually use my degree at my job. Cucumbers and cilantro taste like poison. I coach athletes how to be faster but I have to try really hard not to fall. Ebay is my unhealthy addiction. I want to be Carrie Bradshaw (like every other girl/woman my age). I've had the same best friends since the early nineties and I love it. Flavored vodka warms my heart. There is a great imbalance between my knowledge of celebrities and my knowledge of politicians, but I'm working to correct that. I believe the only tools necessary for success are heart and balls.